Imagine it’s 2017. From upstairs our ten year old practically screeches “Mom, you will not believe what I just saw on the WayBack Machine!” You guys had a BLOG when you were pregnant with me! Did you really write all this dorky stuff?
Of course Susanne will feign ignorance. "I don't know what you're talking about. Blog? I think if you do a fingerprint/DNA/iris scan on that content with our new M729PDQ device you’ll see irrefutable evidence that Mommy Monica is the one who wrote all that stuff.”
I (mommy Monica) will chime in with “now doesn’t the word dorky mean really cool nowadays?” Our ten year old will look at us both with a mix of pity and amusement. “It’s so hard to raise parents these days.”
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