Thursday, February 22, 2007

The good, the bad and the snuggly...

Top 5 things about NOT being the pregnant one in the relationship… (from the perspective of the “other mother”)

5. No one asks you 10 times a day if you’ve “felt the baby move yet today?”

4. You are able to sleep the entire night without having to get up to use the bathroom.

3. You can still let your cats curl up on you anytime without having to unceremoniously dump them off.

2. You don’t have to get all new clothes (okay this one could go either way.)

1. Not only can you tie your shoes, but your shoes still fit.


Top 5 things about being the pregnant one in the relationship… (again from the perspective of the “other mother”)

5. You get to have a wonderful glow about you which includes beautiful skin and gorgeous hair.

4. Your partner gets to be in charge of kitty litter for at least 9 months.

3. Everyone lights up when they see you, and when they ask you how you are feeling, it’s not just a rhetorical question.

2. You get to talk to your baby 24/7 if you want (or could if you were one of those 24/7 talkers).

Drumroll please…

1. You get to experience the most amazing miracle EVER growing inside of you! ;-)

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